blackthirteen:

magicnein:

blackthirteen:

Steph I am le scared

I don’t want to say “It’s all downhill from there” BUT IT’S ALL DOWNHILL FROM THERE

WHY DO YOU THINK I’M SCARED
IF IT WEREN’T FOR YOU SAYING THAT SO MUCH I MIGHT HAVE JUST CASUALLY OPENED THE SEVENTH BOOK  AND KEPT READING

Now I’m staring at it with trepidation, wondering if I’ll ever be sane again.

BUT YOU’D KNOW IT EVEN IF I DIDN’T KEEP SAYING IT

Just take your time with it, I’ll be waiting at Can’-Ka No Rey when you’re ready.

(Source: formerly-samarkands, via formerly-samarkands)

blackthirteen:

-squishes face in hands-

DO YOU JUST HAVE AN ENTIRE HARD DRIVE FULL OF ADORABLE GIFS

-is face squished-

YESH I DO

(Source: formerly-samarkands)

blackthirteen:

magicnein replied to your post: magicnein replied to your post: there needs to be…

I know! You used to hit it like all the time

Not all the time. I didn’t even notice it when it first debuted, My ex did.

Now, did you see the shortfic I posted?

I did not.

Also tumblr hid this from me.

(Source: formerly-samarkands)

laufeysson:

magicnein replied to your post: Can someone tell Me /why/ Obama was skateboarding, though

because he’s the president

Presidents don’t usually skateboard.

So

(Source: formerly-samarkands)

laufeysson:

magicnein:

We do have to build a massive cuddle fort though

I agree.

And it has to be filled with Kittens, Puppies, and Miyazaki movies.

(Source: formerly-samarkands, via formerly-samarkands)

hero-of-oakvale:

magicnein replied to your post: magicnein replied to your post: GARTH…

Oh god yes THAT PART I was so mad

I KNOW

There’s all this fire in the way and I’m always like DAMNIT SPARROW JUST JUMP OVER IT AND STAB SIPKEY IT WILL LITERALLY SAVE YOU TEN YEARS OF YOUR LIFE

(Source: millerballbreakers)

laufeysson:

magicnein replied to your post: shutupcharlotte replied to your photoset: Reverend…

Weird, you seem like way more of a Cat person.

Oh My devils, this is fucking turning into Reverend Laufey Is Everything Ze Isn’t Day.

Should I be wearing a party hat


I said seem like. 

(Source: formerly-samarkands)

Despite all my Fable/Dark Tower Headcanons, I still have no idea when to set that fic.

laufeysson:

magicnein:

I’m leaning towards the Revolution but I’m not sure.

A time of change and upheaval sounds good, yeah.

Now to figure out when/how they make it to Albion.

(via formerly-samarkands)

laufeysson:

That cat’s like “hey what are you doing, you’re obstructing my flawless face why u do dis :V”

and i’m like “well you’re obstructing Steph’s flawless face so fair play :V”

it’s more like “why are your hands making a heart and not petting me like they should be”

Jelly just wants to cuddle all the time he’s the best cat

(Source: formerly-samarkands, via formerly-samarkands)

Dark Tower/Fable Headcanons

laufeysson:

magicnein:

  • Ben Finn and Eddie Dean are Twinners, as are Page and Susannah, and Logan and Pere Callahan. 
  • Theresa and Garth are well aware of the Tower, the Beams, the Red King, and the Eld. 
  • The Spire was built around a Thinny, and that’s why it pulses. 
  • Garth was able to go Todash at will while trapped on the Spire, and that was how he met Flagg.
  • Reaver is a failed Roland. This ties into a theory I have that The Tower itself created Roland, but it first made Reaver as a prototype. He failed, and Roland was born to take his place.

Ah, yes… Theresa.
i imagine much of the time Garth spent in the Guild with Theresa whilst waiting for Sparrow to do her thing was spent making cryptic references to things that just made Hammer go, “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO ON ABOUT…”

Agh, poor Lucien. Poor, poor Lucien… /can’thelpit

LOL Reaver. That just cracked me up.

I’m trying to figure out where Lucien fits in with this.

It makes sense though, Roland doesn’t have a Twinner. He can’t have one, I don’t think. And since all things must serve Ka, it would make sense that Reaver was the Beta version, why else would they be so similar?

(via formerly-samarkands)

laufeysson:

akickintheorchestras replied to your post: magicnein replied to your post: magicnein replied…

For a valid reason tell them you want to visit the 9/11 memorial or the Metropolitan Museum. Parent’s usually love that stuff.

And wanting to visit the higher-end Salons there to drop off Resumes would also be a good reason.

(Source: formerly-samarkands)

I mean I don’t think “I need cash so I can take the train to New York and kick my Ka-Mate” is going to fly with my Parents.

laufeysson:

magicnein:

AND ALL THE HAIR SHOWS ARE PROFESSIONALS ONLY

Although I might be able to swing it as a Graduation Present in August.

Ah yes, graduation presents…

Mom said she’d be willing to send me somewhere, and it’s probably cheaper than Disney World/Universal. Especially since I really like traveling by Train.

(via formerly-samarkands)

I mean I don’t think “I need cash so I can take the train to New York and kick my Ka-Mate” is going to fly with my Parents.

laufeysson:

__

IT MIGHT okay yeah you’re right SIGH

IF ONLY

AND ALL THE HAIR SHOWS ARE PROFESSIONALS ONLY

Although I might be able to swing it as a Graduation Present in August.

(Source: magicnein, via formerly-samarkands)

laufeysson:

magicnein replied to your post: magicnein replied to your post: magicnein replied…

If you do that I’m going to kick you whilst wearing Stilettos. And I kick hard.

Too bad i’m not a masochist.

BUT WHY THO

Because I do what I want

(Source: formerly-samarkands)

laufeysson:

magicnein:

I’ll get a pic of it tonight

I have a Pencil skirt from the same store that’s just unf

It’s really high-waisted and it has corset ribboning and it might make your head explode

(via formerly-samarkands)