brass-goggles:

balverine:

lozzlogan:

ardemobile:

I am Reaver

I am the Hero of Skill, an Immortal Pirate!

I run the rules, King Logan is in the palm of my hand!

I am Logan.
I have the power of awesome facial hair.
Pay no attention to Reaver, I make the rules.

I am a player symbol decal.

I let dead people go shopping.

what exactly would Slipknot powers be?

I’m wearing one of my Dark Tower shirts. This one has Oy on it.

I can summon Billy-Bumblers at will?

(Source: otomegane, via millerballbreakers)

posted 2 years ago 142379 souls || Reblog
  1. captain-allanthompson reblogged this from thestarlight-timelord and added:
    I have all the Doctors on my shirt… I’M A TIME LORD ERMAIGERD
  2. sool1234 reblogged this from hipstersinwonderland and added:
    mustache and hipster glasses. hipster girl will defeat all non-hipster people :3
  3. kidno0b reblogged this from kizzmizz120120 and added:
    I now have the power of Thor, the Sliver Surfer, Captain America, and Spider-Man……Life is good :)
  4. jaffarusina reblogged this from kizzmizz120120 and added:
    I am stephano! Wooo 8DD
  5. kizzmizz120120 reblogged this from aeolus06 and added:
    I can fight dragons from minecraft now OoO
  6. luhansbiceps reblogged this from communistfireworks
  7. communistfireworks reblogged this from scoutregimentkarkat
  8. grojbandfan reblogged this from generalsanscoeur and added:
    I have powers of cobras everywhere… i’ll never have to shit again!
  9. rvwiv reblogged this from therainbowgorilla and added:
    I apparently have no powers…
  10. internal-hemorrhaging reblogged this from mabelsguidetolife and added:
    I ‘get fired up’ in order to raise money for the American Heart Association.
  11. hattedfox reblogged this from mabelsguidetolife and added:
    are yOU SAYING I HAVE DAVE STRID ER POWER S WHAT
  12. whatt-are-the-odds reblogged this from therainbowgorilla
  13. therainbowgorilla reblogged this from iamdeltas and added:
    Fuck all y’all I’m tinker bell apparently whatever the fuck she does
  14. generalsanscoeur reblogged this from mabelsguidetolife and added:
    I got all the powers of Perry, yay.
  15. mabelsguidetolife reblogged this from iamdeltas and added:
    ……. green sweater power, ACTIVATE
  16. iamdeltas reblogged this from gumballsanddippers and added:
    My shirt basically has my university name with the letters replaced with what its corresponding variable equals in a...
  17. zaperex reblogged this from ariixa-vantra
  18. majestictitans reblogged this from fallintopiecez and added:
    i don’t have a shirt on, does that mean i have nipple powers?
  19. fallintopiecez reblogged this from ariixa-vantra
  20. ariixa-vantra reblogged this from unknownmurderouspepsigamerjumper and added:
    Power of the French i guess *le shrugs*
  21. ikthral reblogged this from nerdgerhl
  22. loosepartycannon reblogged this from zoeyhoshi and added:
    I HAVE THE COMBINED POWERS OF EVERY GOOD ROCK BAND FROM THE 60’S TO THE 90’S! THE BEATLES? KISS? QUEENS OF THE STONE...
  23. allonsyforbananas reblogged this from ask-tenthdoctor and added:
    I’m a fucking minion
  24. vikterhugo reblogged this from nudityandnerdery and added:
    SWEET. Im the OTHER genius, playboy, billionaire, philanthropist, except I have an actual SECRET identity.
  25. fabricatedsociallife reblogged this from thegreatboredom
  26. official-kawaii-reiner reblogged this from notbisonsdivision and added:
    Ooc: I AM THE COLOSSAL TITAN
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  29. artz-yagsmus reblogged this from tone-chan and added:
    I have the power of a rock, paper, and scissors….interesting…