I am Reaver
I am the Hero of Skill, an Immortal Pirate!
I run the rules, King Logan is in the palm of my hand!
I am Logan.
I have the power of awesome facial hair.
Pay no attention to Reaver, I make the rules.
I am a player symbol decal.
I let dead people go shopping.
what exactly would Slipknot powers be?
I’m wearing one of my Dark Tower shirts. This one has Oy on it.
I can summon Billy-Bumblers at will?
(Source: otomegane, via millerballbreakers)