*looks guiltily at crushed flower* cry pardon x’(

it’s okay

…………. *holds flower so tight it accidentally gets crushed* just don’t make me watch

of course i won’t

mages r00l

damn straight

*angry eyes*

you fixed it

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Go get ‘em, love, I’ll hold yo’ flower

what if lucien shows up

can i knife them BEFORE all that shit goes down

Ugh my internet is being a fuckass rn

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this pleases me

what happens if au reaver shows up

can i pepper spray them

(Source: passerineart, via bursting-out-jackpot)

Well, speaking of. Maybe it’s because fem!Sparrow and you are also kind of the same person in my head. GDI.

We are AU Sparrow and Garth

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yep

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Fail.

well since my princess had 2 black kids with elliot it must have been garth

C isn’t exactly small, though. I mean, I guess it is to some people. IDK. I think I just see fem!Sparrow a certain way no matter what I do and that’s what happens in my fic

Compared to mine it kind of is. And it’s not like it takes anything away from your fics so it’s all good

sagihairius:

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

This is basically a summary of the Great Gatsby

(via millerballbreakers)

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i was gonna say her dad but i dont think that would work also who is her dad

omfg

fuck if i know

Welp.

idk it just feels weird to have her as anything larger than a C

nobody knows where the fuck the princess got her chest from