I fucking left my glasses at home

thehomosexuals:

Okay but Never Gonna Give You Up (better known as Rickroll) is actually a really really horrible song for many reasons, which I will better explain under the cut. 

Brace yourselves, this is pretty long.

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How much of the champion is left in Sheogorath during Skyrim? I seem to remember seeing somewhere that during his quest, the Champion takes on his old look for shits and giggles, but how much of who they were is still there?

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fluffykassius replied to your post: [muffled grunts] why is this so funny …

"How does the Emperor’s dick taste?" ?

"Better than Rikke does"

"*ENRAGED BEAR NOISES*"

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

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timebeagle:

imaginehanniballecter:

Imagine Hannibal Lector going down a slide and not once breaking eye contact w/ you. 

I’m picturing a spiral slide, so he has to whip his head dramatically to keep eye contact

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fluffykassius replied to your post: "in 200 years my granddaughter’s going…

Akatosh Statue thoughts: In 200 years your granddaughter will have sex with one of my children

"i mean he’ll be in a human body and all, but it still happens. they’re actually going to be cute as fuck together"

can i bring back my thing about ulfric and tullius calling each other out like ryuko and satsuki in kill la kill

"ULFRIC STORMCLOAK!"

"GENERAL TULLIUS!"

see, he keeps looking at the dragonborn. knock it off dude they JUST woke up and it’s a little weird.

[muffled grunts]

why is this so funny to me? because he could be saying literally anything.

"NICE DRESS, ASSHOLE"

"FUCK YOU TULLIUS"

"AT LEAST I HAVE PANTS ON"

in other news; fuck you elenwen

kinda hard to see here but ulfric keeps looking at the dragonborn, probably because he knows you’re not with him and he’s just like “tullius what the FUCK”

also, how did i not notice that they’re making him watch his soldiers die though it was probably elenwen’s idea

The original Zoe Ashford, who mantled Sheogorath, and Rosalind Ashford, who joins the Divines as Dovahkiin.

anyway i’m gonna go make zoe in skyrim real quick for more accurate comparision