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posted 3 hours ago 1009 souls || Reblog

thenimbus:

kisaragi-tono:

cherub69:

⊂(´ω`⊂⌒⊃

This makes my day okay

High gravity cat

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throh:

unleash hell for just $1.50

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posted 4 hours ago 42041 souls || Reblog

uggggggggh it snowed a little last night so i gotta go brush my car off before going to work so

see you all on mobile

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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posted 13 hours ago 166421 souls || Reblog
your fascination with Stormcloak is going to tear us apart

i’m soooooorrryyyyyyy

eatingwordswithkittywitch:

This post is me acknowelging that some people go onto tumblr to escape the real world and to soothe themselves after stressful experiences, so if they block or ignore social justice and news stories so that their decompression isn’t interrupted with yet more stress, it is not only no one’s business but it makes perfect sense.

Never judge people for not reblogging something.

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posted 13 hours ago 24057 souls || Reblog

nooooooo oh man

awkward flustered “i haven’t talked to a girl in like 10 years and now i have a HUGE crush on one” ulfric getting SUPER FLUSTERED because both rikke and galmar are flirting with him at the same time and he just has no idea how to deal with that

omg and then something happens and satsuki activates junketsu and everyone’s either looking away because “you’re like half our age this is not appropriate for us to watch” (even though satsuki doesn’t care), or staring at her like “holy shit aren’t you freezing”

and then somehow roxy wears senketsu and looks hella fly

that-flighty-temptress-adventure:

sHES TOO LITTLE TO EVEN DENT THE FREAKING EMPTY FRUIT LOOPS BOX BY SLEEPING ON TOP OF IT SHE IS 1 POUND OF PURE FLUFF JESUS CHRIST MY HEART CAN’T TAKE IT

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posted 13 hours ago 232828 souls || Reblog

ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?

he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.

image

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posted 14 hours ago 179487 souls || Reblog

i love my stupid kill la kill/skyrim crossover au so much

roxy brings satsuki to the peace council because satsuki’s fucking excellent at negotiation, but then as soon as elenwen’s kicked out she just goes “she reminds me of my mother”

cue everyone looking at her like “oh gods you poor child”

gingerb3ard:

xlucyrowdenx:

doctopus:

what if you spoke in your icon’s voice for an entire week

yess pleaseeeee 

I would prank call all of you guys and give you all heart attacks

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cyrilmusic:

burairium:

theneverendingdrums:

fejes:

peaceloveandbrittana:

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

fuckin love this commercial

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people


they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

this post got better

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posted 15 hours ago 788041 souls || Reblog

cecil hates strex so much it’s wonderful